I live... AGAIN!

Yes, this is the first post in three years. I would love to relate to you the harrowing adventures that I experienced during those times, but I'm afraid that I cannot. Certain... forces prohibit me. As such, I'll have to leave them to your imaginations. As long as you never find out, I could have been doing anything. The minute I tell you, all the adventure goes away. Now what fun would that be?