Feb 5, 2011

Not From The Onion: Sarah Palin Seeks to Trademark Her Name

Palin (and her white-trash daughter) have gone straight to B-list celebrity status by attempting to trademark their names. After quiting her day job mid-term, this is the loudest way to announce that she's just a wannabe "entertainment" figure, and not an actual politician.

The best part might be that she was denied because she didn't bother to sign the documents.

This latest durp is hot on the heels of last weeks herp that Bristol was scheduled to speak to Washington University students about abstinence, a topic she's no doubt well acquainted with."It had been reported that she would receive between $15,000 and $30,000 to speak". Sanity ensued, and the speech was canceled.

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